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ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

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5001: EscApe From New York

prettylittleliars-onabcfamily:

Is it June 10 yet?!

amandarinorangess:

blaineaderson:

primatchi:

scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

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I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened  He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens. 

bitch were getting you a puppy ok

#we are tumblr and we like getting people pets #and that’s as productive as we get

Guys, HALF WAY THERE. LETS DO THIS.

Anonymous: How did you lose you virginity?
babyferaligator:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

imma eat a bitch out w/ this